Thursday, July 22, 2010
"Where are you going?!" he asked a man with hair so cool it was intensely ugly. The man was confused by the question.
"Location! Hells yeah! Say, want to take my picture? You and me, we're gonna go places!"
Ike just shook his head. He had asked this question of four other people and had literally the exact same interaction with them down to the word. It was almost as if he was interacting with the city itself through these people. L.A. was so cool it was intensely ugly.
"Where are you going, L.A.?" Ike would ask. L.A. was confused by the question, but as soon as Ike said "location," it invariably triggered the same response: "Say, want to take my picture? You and me, we're gonna go places!"
"I don't get it," said Ike to Razor Shines as they sipped coconut water and looked over the balcony of the 52nd floor condo of one of Razor's many lovers.
"Here, let me show you something that will make you feel right at home."
Razor led Ike back into the condo. Its walls felt wild with life, but Ike couldn't put his finger on why. Actually one of them was a giant aquarium, but the rest were just walls.
"Rowena, would you prepare the fires?"
Ike became a aware of a robed shadow moving through the dwelling. She had substance to go with her form, but she only revealed it when necessary.
Razor had Ike lie on his back in the middle of the room and close his eyes. A minute went by and Ike was already feeling more peaceful.
"Now open," came Razor's voice.
"Just look into the middle of the web. Let it catch you." Ike let himself be absorbed. He lost his sense of where his body was and how it hooked into his mind. It all seemed free floating without a destination. Times and places that were not his own flashed through his mind. His identity seemed stretched to unimaginable lengths. The fires burned away the last vestiges of what he knew to be himself.
When he came to, Razor was watching TV with his lady friend.
"You took quite a nap!" she said. The laugh track blurted into the room. Ike was disoriented.
"Razor, I saw so many people! They were so far away, but I was right there with them!"
"They were all Mets."
"Mets? But some of them were from the pre-colonial Pacific islands!"
"They were Mets before the Mets were established in 1962. There have been many Mets throughout history. You are our latest greatest hope."
Ike joined them on the couch and together they enjoyed the idiot box.
"I think Old Man Withers is the one dressing up as a monster to keep people away so he can look for the lost treasure," said the special lady.
Posted by Owen Poindexter at Thursday, July 22, 2010