And yet when they boarded the bus to take them to their hotel, Chip was still buddyless.
"Can I get you a Bud Light?" Francouer offered Chip, trying to jovially bring attention to the issue.
"Already got one," said Chip. And he did. To prove it, he took a sip.
"He must have anticipated that question," Jason Bay whispered to Frenchy (barring injury, the two of them were always buddies).

"Hey! That's no bus driver! That's Razor Shines!"
"Anyone want a coconut?" asked Razor from the driver's seat.
The whole bus erupted in cheers. Jason Bay jumped out of his seat and did the Bay Bridge all the way down the bus aisle. Henry Blanco broke into a passionate air guitar solo. "When do we want coconuts?" hollered David Wright, to which the entire bus resounded back with a "WRIGHT NOW!"
And so it came to pass that when Mondrow Femur, Cincinnati correspondent for Baseball Moonthly asked Jeff Francouer about the team's psychology, he leaped up and shouted to the rest of the clubhouse as they prepared for the game, "Our psychology? You want to know about our psychology?"
And then Frenchy let fly with a scream that was heard throughout Great American Ballpark. The other Mets joined in. Howling, hooting, Barajas swelling into the chorus of "I Try." There was chests and fists were bumped and Ike Davis threw a chair against a wall.
When things settled down, Francouer addressed Femur again and said, "It's a long season, we just take it day by day." Then he sipped his coconut and gave a silver wink.
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